The Analytical Yankee Fan

Okay, I’m going to get back to this blogging thing again:

Two nights ago, I had a relatively amusing dream which involves our beloved, lethargic, uninspired Yankee team. I was listening to the ever-theatrical John Sterling’s radio broadcast of a Yankee game, when, as usual, they looked like a bunch of slumbering brats. As the game neared it’s finish, Sterling was becoming more and more agitated.

He then topped off my lethargic Yankee nightmare game by screaming “BALLGAME OVER! LOOGIES LOSE! THEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEEEEE! LOOGIES! LOSE!”. He screamed it with the same passion he ends a Yankee World Series win with.

I’d laugh my ear off if this really happened. The press would be all over an outburst of this magnitude. Who knows, maybe it would light some kind of fire under the ass of this floundering, early-season bust of a bloated, log-jammed Yankee team.

Seriously though, John Sterling in my dream came up with the best name possible for this lethargic team right now: The Loogies. NOTHING matches this current Yankee team better than that.